Fengshui Rules
By: Yuan Changming
1/ For Yang Residence
Don't live in a grotesque-looking house
At the bottom of a valley
With all doors in straight lines
Above all, don't dream in a legless bed
Right under a chandelier
However exquisite
Or you would be haunted by a devil
2/ For Yin Residence
Let your body be buried
On a wooded ridge
Higher than all houses
Let your soul squat
At an evergreen treetop
Watching the rising sun
(Better like my grandma
Too poor to have a coffin)
Then one of your offspring
Will be a statesman
A maneybag
Or a literate star
(Like me)
Where he is fated to fall
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