Fengshui Rules
By: Yuan Changming

1/ For Yang Residence

Don't live in a grotesque-looking house
At the bottom of a valley
With all doors in straight lines

Above all, don't dream in a legless bed
Right under a chandelier
However exquisite

Or you would be haunted by a devil

2/ For Yin Residence

Let your body be buried
On a wooded ridge
Higher than all houses

Let your soul squat
At an evergreen treetop
Watching the rising sun

(Better like my grandma
Too poor to have a coffin)

Then one of your offspring
Will be a statesman
A maneybag
Or a literate star

(Like me)

Where he is fated to fall


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