The Fat Man's Revenge
By: Jim Bates

In retrospect, I'm still not sorry I did it. Being the Fat Man in Schutz's Circus of Oddities and Weirdness, I'm used to the abuse. But that young punk took it too far when he verbally abused my wife, Mary, the Fat Lady. But even she was okay with his blow hard malarkey until he started on her being pregnant. Well, I couldn't help myself. I went off on him and next thing you know I'd put him in traction.

Good. When he gets out, he can check out my new family. We're having twins! Deal with that you jerk.

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